Saturday, March 1, 2008

Flavor of love 3, Rayna


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I can't believe that Rayna got booted. She had such a promising booty, It was better than Deelishis in my eyes. I wanted her to win just so I can see some shots of that body, because we all know the winners end up doing some kind of semi nude shots or nude. I am really upset about this. We all know this show is not about Flav finding love, he never will, who wants to be with that mug, it's about the females. Those producers need to get with the program man. Whats up with the twins though. Thing1 and 2? What the f**k, they are still on the show. I see how Flav is thinking though, 2 is better than one. Yea boiiiyyy.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Asian sex history


Meiji period, Japan
This one is called the Phallus Contest. Now y'all
know some a them sizes are not accurately
depicted....



1801, Japan. Fumi no kiyogaki (Models of Calligraphy). Lesbianism in non-orgy settings is rare in Edo-period prints. The girls are applying lubricant to the phallus.
All I do is bring you the funny. Even back then they had strap-ons??? wow!!!! and a black one too???? hmmmmm......... I can't make this stuff up.


We have come a long way

Bald ass monkey


"duhhh, I can be president"
This was a cruel trick for the other chimps
to play on him, where they get the clippers
from anyway..........
(How the hell you not going to have hair,
it goes against the basic principle of being
a monkey. Now he will never get any monkey
butt. Look folks, this is proof that we did come from apes,
haaaaaaaaaaa)

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Bad hair day, Einstein, Don King


Is this a young Albert Einstein, or Don King's
illegitimate son......

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

cheating husband caught

Click title for soundbite, real sad and funny........ this dude is serious too....

Jews don't like to mix its not kosher

This is crazy, click title for soundbite, so I guess I will never get one a them jewish girls I see pass by the house. Some of them have hella bodies too in them dresses; Listen to this crap.....

Monday, February 18, 2008

Amy Winehouse


What the F**K is that really her teeth looking
like she been mugged by the hood fairy. Look
kids, just say no to drugs or your teeth will walk out on
you. My goodness Amy........ can't she get some dentures
or something




The false sense of beauty in Hollywood.
People abroad are starving because they have
no food to eat. People in America are starving
because it's the style....what the hell?????? I hope
this is some sort of protest hunger strike or something.
I feel hungry now.......

Flava Flav is so ugly!!!!




How did this man, one of the most ecentric and outrageous dressers, who we all know as Flavor Flav of public enemy come to this allure. Women love him, not the ones I ask, but the ones who join him each season on his Flavor of Love show that I enjoy to the utmost. Stars have been made out of such beauties as Hoopz and Deelishis. I don't know about Ms. New York though, the biggest star I guess because of her vile personality. But Flava, one of the ugliest men I have seen in entertainment, gets to suck, F**k and all types of other things to these sexy ass females, and he expecting a secong child?!!!. There is hope for Yall out there though, if yall have the dollars and the fame--LOL. Them chics talking bout, "I love him", yeah right. And what's this thing he about not touching his face, man you is FUGLY.This tall white looking chic on the new season made it known that she was a radio personality and she there to boost her career, hahahahahahhaaaaaaaaa. Flav looked hurt cause he knows thats what they all there for using him, but why should he care, he getting some good puzz out of it, I wouldn't mind either. Can't knock him to hard though cause he is approaching Oprah status, media mogul with all them successful shows with his namesake.Go Flava. And have yall seen his mother........MY LORD....... LOL ( I know it's his mother but am saying what yall scared to say, don't hate)

Monday, February 11, 2008

Paris Hilton hold men's privates?



Damn Paris, is that really you. I hope so
or I would fee stupid for posting it. Keep
up the good work girl......if it's reall you,
I will let my audience be the judge.




Yall white girls really know how to party man, I must say. I think bras should be banned all together and revealing clothing should be the law....... LOL

Paris Hilton exposed vagina on purpose?



What would make her do such a thing, this had to be planned...bimbo would do anything to get attention. She ran out of gas once and asked the Paparrazi to get her gas and stayed on the phone the whole time.Idiot. We laugh a you Paris......LMAO...