Saturday, March 1, 2008

Flavor of love 3, Rayna


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I can't believe that Rayna got booted. She had such a promising booty, It was better than Deelishis in my eyes. I wanted her to win just so I can see some shots of that body, because we all know the winners end up doing some kind of semi nude shots or nude. I am really upset about this. We all know this show is not about Flav finding love, he never will, who wants to be with that mug, it's about the females. Those producers need to get with the program man. Whats up with the twins though. Thing1 and 2? What the f**k, they are still on the show. I see how Flav is thinking though, 2 is better than one. Yea boiiiyyy.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Asian sex history


Meiji period, Japan
This one is called the Phallus Contest. Now y'all
know some a them sizes are not accurately
depicted....



1801, Japan. Fumi no kiyogaki (Models of Calligraphy). Lesbianism in non-orgy settings is rare in Edo-period prints. The girls are applying lubricant to the phallus.
All I do is bring you the funny. Even back then they had strap-ons??? wow!!!! and a black one too???? hmmmmm......... I can't make this stuff up.


We have come a long way

Bald ass monkey


"duhhh, I can be president"
This was a cruel trick for the other chimps
to play on him, where they get the clippers
from anyway..........
(How the hell you not going to have hair,
it goes against the basic principle of being
a monkey. Now he will never get any monkey
butt. Look folks, this is proof that we did come from apes,
haaaaaaaaaaa)

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Bad hair day, Einstein, Don King


Is this a young Albert Einstein, or Don King's
illegitimate son......

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

cheating husband caught

Click title for soundbite, real sad and funny........ this dude is serious too....

Jews don't like to mix its not kosher

This is crazy, click title for soundbite, so I guess I will never get one a them jewish girls I see pass by the house. Some of them have hella bodies too in them dresses; Listen to this crap.....

Monday, February 18, 2008

Amy Winehouse


What the F**K is that really her teeth looking
like she been mugged by the hood fairy. Look
kids, just say no to drugs or your teeth will walk out on
you. My goodness Amy........ can't she get some dentures
or something




The false sense of beauty in Hollywood.
People abroad are starving because they have
no food to eat. People in America are starving
because it's the style....what the hell?????? I hope
this is some sort of protest hunger strike or something.
I feel hungry now.......

Flava Flav is so ugly!!!!




How did this man, one of the most ecentric and outrageous dressers, who we all know as Flavor Flav of public enemy come to this allure. Women love him, not the ones I ask, but the ones who join him each season on his Flavor of Love show that I enjoy to the utmost. Stars have been made out of such beauties as Hoopz and Deelishis. I don't know about Ms. New York though, the biggest star I guess because of her vile personality. But Flava, one of the ugliest men I have seen in entertainment, gets to suck, F**k and all types of other things to these sexy ass females, and he expecting a secong child?!!!. There is hope for Yall out there though, if yall have the dollars and the fame--LOL. Them chics talking bout, "I love him", yeah right. And what's this thing he about not touching his face, man you is FUGLY.This tall white looking chic on the new season made it known that she was a radio personality and she there to boost her career, hahahahahahhaaaaaaaaa. Flav looked hurt cause he knows thats what they all there for using him, but why should he care, he getting some good puzz out of it, I wouldn't mind either. Can't knock him to hard though cause he is approaching Oprah status, media mogul with all them successful shows with his namesake.Go Flava. And have yall seen his mother........MY LORD....... LOL ( I know it's his mother but am saying what yall scared to say, don't hate)

Monday, February 11, 2008

Paris Hilton hold men's privates?



Damn Paris, is that really you. I hope so
or I would fee stupid for posting it. Keep
up the good work girl......if it's reall you,
I will let my audience be the judge.




Yall white girls really know how to party man, I must say. I think bras should be banned all together and revealing clothing should be the law....... LOL

Paris Hilton exposed vagina on purpose?



What would make her do such a thing, this had to be planned...bimbo would do anything to get attention. She ran out of gas once and asked the Paparrazi to get her gas and stayed on the phone the whole time.Idiot. We laugh a you Paris......LMAO...

Friday, January 25, 2008

Bria Myles camel toe, sex pics


Camel toe, sex dimples

she so thick...........

Tiffany patterson, tiffany pollard


Whats up with the buck wheat look,
I guess when you're a bald one can
change hairstyles everyday.....lol


Chomo and New York practicing for that deep throat.







Don't they look like some homeless,
ghetto trash, crackheads.








Moist and ready for the.... you know what,
stay with her newports though.





Whats better and a women drunk and ready,
damn New York...........

Thursday, January 24, 2008

I love new york tiffany patterson sex tape




You might have to click title to see video if it does not come up





The video quality is not so good, and I don't know if its the real audio, but it looks alot like New York and doesn't it sound like her ass too. Man my blog is taking a turn for the worse. Is it ok for me to put this on here, should it be on another site. I dunno yall let me know by leaving comments. Nothing is perfect until the public speaks. She a real freak though. Talking bout comming in mouth, thats wassup, a real G............ lol

Fat women booty clap, illllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!

You might have to click title to see video


Now this is just plain nasty, had to put it up, if it disgust you am sorry cause it digust me too, but its hella funny. Leave comments for more. Only here will you get the unusual

Melyssa Ford drinking and partying

Happy Times

Any body want a drink, am fittin to get F***ed up and ride something. I wish I was sitting across from you dear, but who haven't seen her crotch. I guess no one can drink clear alcohol anymore. Such a colorful world we live in even the drink gotta standout. Call me when you're wasted Melyssa, I got plans for us.....................





'Damn girl, I can't keep my eyes of them breast, what was that question again'. What interview would you see like this. Only sexy ass women like Ms. Ford can pull this off. I know you will never see Oparah or Babarra Walters showing their wrinkly raisins.



What an example to set for our young at heart. Go to school and you will get a sexy teacher, licking am apple like it was something else..........hmmmmmm. Hearts on the blackboard? did I go to the wrong school. My teachers were hideous old Jewish women, no offense, I am not racist. Why couldn't I have a sexy teacher like this. Children don't be fooled. Anyone looking like this will not be hired to teach, just a general rule.......... and if by some stroke of God if you do get a teacher like this, Even in college, maybe a apple will make her turn into the Superhero.... Sexy Teacher..... LOL









Are these the fans you want Melyssa Ford. A fat man and a boy man? Bone Crusher and Bow wow. They look happy just to be next to her. And what the hell is that finger pointing at. I hope its the cleavage. Nipple man should be my name. Look at Bone Crusher's forearms, (we can call them legs) big fat f**ker......lol










I understand why the men are there, but whats up with that female. Well if that's how they get down, two heads are better than one if you know what I mean









Bonus for y'all. That booty just look too nice, have nothing to say bout it but dammmmmmmnnn, and to imagine she mixed with Caribbean, Norwegian and some other white race I can't recall right now. Produced beauty anyway.

Sista Patterson you damn Ugly( from I love New York)


My goodness sista Patterson. I didn't know the Klingon look was in style. Its ok for a man to sport a receding hair line, but I don't know bout females. Ghastly women you are indeed with bile for an attitude. Look at them hands, (shiver me timbers) if i had to decide on them alone I would say your definitely of the Adam's apples sex.........ahahhahaha......Sista, you is damned Fugly......

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Why is d.woods of making the band 3 so skinny?


Now this does not look healthy D. Hell with
what P.doodo say. She have to suck her stomach in that
that hard? that aint looking natural, oh my goodness
and you can see those chest bones. Hope you not having
issues sexy, and the face looking a bit gaunt.




Why does dawn look like she is just happy to be here, like
one of the mentally challenged kids I used to work with.
(she is second from left). This pic of d.woods aint so bad, and is
that Britney on the end. That little girl on the right seems
to like their feet........LOL





CLICK TITLE ABOVE FOR Video
In this pic she is looking nice, but we all know that
the trick of photoshop. I have to learn that program.
Any the booty looks nice from the side, real nice, but where
are those hips and thighs. DAMNNN you P. Doodoo.

Well on a good note, Ms d.woods is suppose to be hosing a show on Flow TV (available through Time Warner Cable’s Video-On-Demand) called "New on Flow", so look
for it, coming in July.... I know I will probably have to get cable for that one.. and
I hope enought people tell her get back to the thick side mannnnn.........

Serena Williams nude booty showing nipple


This is just beautiful
Click title link above to see a fat booty pic








This no panty thing is contagious, is that how females go around, easy access or what, man I have to start getting out more.





I don't think this is Serena but it's interesting.


Wow, Look at that black woman..... umhmmmmmmm!!!



Now this is the best pic of Serena out there, Damnnn, can't laugh at this one....





Booty for dayyyyyyyyssssssss



I think she was pulling a wedgy here...lol



I gotta hold this fart or else everyone
will hear it...... Racket says: I will catch it
Serena Daaaahlin





Serena showing nipples, what a dress wow!!! Was that done on purpose...hmmmmm


Don't serve till I get this darned wedgie
out, you know how sweaty and tight my
ass is damn.......





Dog:why is this bitch choking me?
SW:skipping in water, how sexy, I
think my butt's getting big....


Serenas' impression of Mel Gibson
in Braveheart, bout to blow tennis balls
of fire out her ass to demolish her opponents
with STINK..........



See if you can spot the hard nipple, she
must be thinking bout the next trick coming
along........ Woyeeeee!!!!!!!!!!



Serena Williams in drag????

you can't be serious Serena, the pigeon
toed look is not for you darlin.
Is this suppose to be sexy? If I seen
this figure in the village(manhattan, ny)
on a dark night,oh my
gooodnesssss...... and I fear the village





Rihanna (Moon head)


Dammmmmnnnnn!!!!! Rihanna, since when did looking
like a Star Trek Klingon become cute. You can move
to the head of the class...........Well if they did exist and
you are what they look like, I can live with that......
Still sexy though LOL







Haaaaaaaaaahaha, lol, Now that's riding.
You can't be serious...lol.... the caption
says that's gotta be some weed she smoking




















Saturday, January 19, 2008

Bria Myles cellulite


Now you know in some jeans you wont
see the cottage she building with all dat
cheese, nothing wrong with that though cause you hot
.........and they
get airbrushed in the mags any..
Still would give it to you though girl..















Thursday, January 17, 2008

American Idol Retard-James Lewis

Folks am sorry, I know this page is about sexy women, but i was actually watching this retard on TV and someone did the right thing and put him on youtube. He look like some reject, like some kid in elementary school you made fun of. Click the title to see video, Please... LMAOFFFF hard.......... look at his big feet. I know they told him to walk down the block to get shot of him but this reject turns around making it look so scripted. I only thought geeks like this were on TV.... hahahahaha..... and the worse thing is for a moment he sound regualar, gosh..... Only Simons' gay ass didn't get the hysterics. Man what the hell is going on.......

Porno Star Karrine Superhead Steffans porn clips

Karrine Steffans' guide to life.. 101

After making a career out of
sucking the sausage, become a
porn star and do it for the world to see.....



Then get a smart trophy white
guy like Bill Maher, (so why can't
she do it, black guys do it..shooot) cause you
know he like the black meat and
has a stupid look on his face.....



then you let him lick your
face in public to show how long
his tongue is for going downtown...



then oh wait, the best part. Get a sitcom actor
like this fool to love you up. WHAT THE HELL
IS WRONG WITH YOU KARRINE!!!!!!!! better
yet, what the hell is wrong with you Eddie Winslow,
don't thick Erkel would be pleased.. or would he..hmmmmmm





p.s. don't forget to make
your nipple hard for
photos......(I like nipples,
did i say that already)
Cant wait for the day when Karrine
comes to my home town and gives
out some a that superhead. Heard the
boxer Antonio Tarver wouldn't stop
texting her ass.....lol.. loser........

Click title above for vid of Darius rubbing
feet, ass.....





Deelishis from flava of love showing the goods










I hope yall can see that phat Azz...Oh my Goddd!!!!!!



I thinks this will be the sexiest neon
green skittle we will ever see......
shouldn't the fashion police
be notified. Well who am I to say,
I love her ass
anyway.





Booty is fat, but keloid skill is not sexy, imagine
kissing on it or licking it, ugggghhhhh, but If
I had to I would probably would suck away,
jsut to sample dem bunz. And wassup with the
facial stuble, can't be perfect now........ LOL





Is this the one of flav getting his dry hump on,
or her husband.....? well whatever more booty,
more booty





Deelishis naked.
Don't she have a daughter. Them
breast are suckable.... and, maybe a little
flat but they can work.... and
you know how I feel bout the nipples...




This one is Kinda small but she
is naked...... wow




What an ASS!!!!!!!!!!




Little bit of the dimple legs, cottage cheese syndrome, but hell
that ass is round and shining......
Click title above to see Deelishis talk bout her jeans line and her fat ass